An advert for ‘Professor Modevi’s Beard Generator’, Illustrated Police News, 4 April 1885.

Yes, please.

Two Victorian ‘tramps’ by TinTrunk on Flickr.

These two chaps are presumed in the Flickr description to be ‘gentlemen’ affecting, quite meticulously, the appearance of ‘tramps’. Proto-cosplay?

VERY FRAIL OLD LADY DIES » Spectator Blogs

“You turn if you want to …………………… handbag …………….. polarising …………. didn’t like the IRA …………………….. was sad that her husband died …………….. not keen on miners ……………………. polarising influence ………………. resolute ………………not a huge laugh, all things considered ………… won back those islands ………….. Tory wets stupid ……….. looked a bit like Meryl Streep ………………………….. batsqueak of desire …………… had her hair done by marketing people ………….. milk ……….. Loadsamoney ……… Edward Heath not terribly keen ……………….. something about Grantham ……….. bit hard on foreigners …………………. won cold war …………….. formidable …………… treachery ………… greatest women ever seen/divisive old cow …………… never see like again …….. idiot son ………………….. got old ………

(nb ed – will this do? Cd you get one of the interns to fill in the blanks? Mainly conjunctions, I think the gist is there. – RL [Rod Liddle])”

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

image

Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

image

Making toast:

image

Getting things off high shelves:

image

Making coffee:

image

Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

image

And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

image

I don’t know how I survived life without it.

image