The Axolotl (or Mexican Walking Fish).

It’s a living Pokemon! This absolutely needs to be cooed at without an iota of shame.

Netherlands Eurovision 2012 Joan Franka - You And Me Official Music Video (by JoanFranka)

Joan for Eurovision 2012! Ahem. She is seriously genetically-engineered cotton candy - and “props” for the vaguely Cockney inflections :-)..